Top Ten Things People Dont warn you about when you purchase a Rottweiler.
1. They are bed hogs. It doeskin matter if you train them off furniture eventually they find a way to be in your bed and kick you off in the same evening.
2. They release winds of death regularly with great accuracy. This causes several rooms to become caustic at once. There is no escape.
3. They are fantastic jumpers. At eight weeks old Moses jumped over a four foot baby gate, tumbled down the stairs and did it again just to prove he could. (We decided it was better to let him fall down the stairs instead of jumping then falling).
4. They eat everything. Doesn't matter if its food substances or building materials. Moses thinks its fair game.
5. Your Rottweiler puppy is the equivalent of a bulldozer don't be surprised when things get ruined.
6. They are stubborn as all get out. Smart enough to know how to behave and all the tricks. Stubborn enough to not follow directions.
7. They like to talk. Moses whines, to let you know how he feels that you left him alone for so long, and you should be sorry.
8. They like to bring you presents while you are trying to do something else just to show how much more important they are then homework, housework, cleaning, writing, etc. Moses likes to bring squeaky toys, sticks, dead things, orange peels, etc.
9. The garbage is not safe anywhere.
10. They absolutely adore sitting/leaning/sleeping on you. Like giant lap animals.
Showing posts with label Q and A. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Q and A. Show all posts
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Girl, Rottweiler, Q and A 2
Now Moses and I have decided to start answering questions about Rottweilers, Espresso, and other things that are commonly asked of bloggers (neither of us knows what this means so we are working on it). Moses will answer to the best of his little puppy ability, and I will answer as a Rottweiler geek. All questions are considered (within reasonable boundaries) and if I can't answer them I will come up with a clever answer that can be debated by scientists for years on what it's purpose is. All answers are my own personal opinions, or Moses' and are from our experiences They are in no way affiliated with the coffee shop, the Humane Society of the United States, or any other organization or peoples who know more then we do. Just type a question into the comment boxes, and I will try to respond within the two week time period that Moses is superimposing on me.
Second Question: I heard Rottweilers are hard to train, are they?
Kbgroot: Well no, but yes? Moses was very easy to train. So yes he was easy to train. Will he obey his training? Depends on how he feels at the time. Moses can sit, lie down, roll over, stay, and come. He does these things most successfully with treats. If you dont have a treat the likelihood that he will do these things is next to none. He is stubborn and thinks his own way is the best way (think a teenager) we are hoping that when he hits two he will be a obedient adult. Cheers to dreaming!
Moses: *Blank look* I follow food, not directions.
Second Question: I heard Rottweilers are hard to train, are they?
Kbgroot: Well no, but yes? Moses was very easy to train. So yes he was easy to train. Will he obey his training? Depends on how he feels at the time. Moses can sit, lie down, roll over, stay, and come. He does these things most successfully with treats. If you dont have a treat the likelihood that he will do these things is next to none. He is stubborn and thinks his own way is the best way (think a teenager) we are hoping that when he hits two he will be a obedient adult. Cheers to dreaming!
Moses: *Blank look* I follow food, not directions.
Friday, March 22, 2013
Girl, Rottweiler, Q and A 1
Now Moses and I have decided to start answering questions about Rottweilers, Espresso, and other things that are commonly asked of bloggers (neither of us knows what this means so we are working on it). Moses will answer to the best of his little puppy ability, and I will answer as a Rottweiler geek. All questions are considered (within reasonable boundaries) and if I can't answer them I will come up with a clever answer that can be debated by scientists for years on what it's purpose is. All answers are my own personal opinions, or Moses' and are from our experiences They are in no way affiliated with the coffee shop, the humane society of the united states, or any other organization or peoples who know more then we do. Just type a question into the comment boxes, and I will try to respond within the two week time period that Moses is superimposing on me.
First Question Ever! - Why is Moses always asleep in pictures?
Kbgroot Answer: He's vicious aggressive Rottweiler puppy with killer instincts, and razor sharp teeth made for destroying plush toys, beanie babies, and blankets. You try taking a picture of him awake. I have realized Moses is like an Xbox, he's either on playing for hours and hours, or he is asleep.
Moses Answer: *SNORE*
For those of you who wanted more Moses stories, we will be back next week!
First Question Ever! - Why is Moses always asleep in pictures?
Kbgroot Answer: He's vicious aggressive Rottweiler puppy with killer instincts, and razor sharp teeth made for destroying plush toys, beanie babies, and blankets. You try taking a picture of him awake. I have realized Moses is like an Xbox, he's either on playing for hours and hours, or he is asleep.
Moses Answer: *SNORE*
For those of you who wanted more Moses stories, we will be back next week!
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