1. They are bed hogs. It doeskin matter if you train them off furniture eventually they find a way to be in your bed and kick you off in the same evening.
2. They release winds of death regularly with great accuracy. This causes several rooms to become caustic at once. There is no escape.
3. They are fantastic jumpers. At eight weeks old Moses jumped over a four foot baby gate, tumbled down the stairs and did it again just to prove he could. (We decided it was better to let him fall down the stairs instead of jumping then falling).
4. They eat everything. Doesn't matter if its food substances or building materials. Moses thinks its fair game.
5. Your Rottweiler puppy is the equivalent of a bulldozer don't be surprised when things get ruined.
6. They are stubborn as all get out. Smart enough to know how to behave and all the tricks. Stubborn enough to not follow directions.
7. They like to talk. Moses whines, to let you know how he feels that you left him alone for so long, and you should be sorry.
8. They like to bring you presents while you are trying to do something else just to show how much more important they are then homework, housework, cleaning, writing, etc. Moses likes to bring squeaky toys, sticks, dead things, orange peels, etc.
9. The garbage is not safe anywhere.
10. They absolutely adore sitting/leaning/sleeping on you. Like giant lap animals.
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